“Fluent in freedom and sarcasm.”

The Sarcasm: My Second Language Tee delivers that classic Covenant & Country edge — bold, dry humor with a dose of grit. Featuring cracked stencil lettering and a subtle distressed American flag background, this tee is perfect for anyone fluent in sarcasm and unapologetic about it.

Built for patriots, veterans, and believers who don’t sugarcoat the truth — because sarcasm is an art form, and this shirt wears it loud.

PRINTED IN THE U.S.A

• Heather colors are 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• Soft fabric
• Relaxed fit
• V-neck
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua

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