“Fluent in freedom and sarcasm.”

The Sarcasm: My Second Language Tee delivers that classic Covenant & Country edge — bold, dry humor with a dose of grit. Featuring cracked stencil lettering and a subtle distressed American flag background, this tee is perfect for anyone fluent in sarcasm and unapologetic about it.

Built for patriots, veterans, and believers who don’t sugarcoat the truth — because sarcasm is an art form, and this shirt wears it loud.

PRINTED IN THE U.S.A

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US